Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them…

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight…

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of…

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out…

On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line."Oh,…

Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.A hot rock placed in…

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night…

The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He tookwith him his life-long pet parrot.First morning at 0430,…

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his…

A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked."Well, I was wondering how…

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a…

Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed…

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.…

There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God's throne, and…

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting…