Jokes
Kids in school think quick
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same…
Little Minds
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10…
Letter to GOD
little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope "God", put his return address on it, and dropped it in…
Apple turning brown
A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?""Because," his…
Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy…
A kindergartner
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.One morning…
A big-city California lawyer
Iowa 3-Kick RuleA big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field…
A truck driver
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped…
A Blonde Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play…
Something to stir me up
Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in…
Miracle Cure
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in…
Too Late, He's Long Dead
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I…
This is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due…