Jokes
The search for intelligent life
Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in…
Tragic Crash
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field. The…
Brand New Kittens
Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says,…
Learn a new word each day
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette…
New Definitions
New DefinitionsAtom Bomb :An invention to end all inventions.Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are…
Definitions for Parents
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.PRENATAL: When your life…
10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a…
You are a Nerd If
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tiresIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns…
Logic Amongst The Sciences
A mathematician, biologist and physicist are sitting in a street cafewatching people going in and coming out of the house on the other sideof…
Kid's View On Science
- You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so…
Medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section…
Evaluation comments
Dictionary of Evaluation CommentsSome of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he…
Mother's dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let…
A man's translations
WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt’s your decision…
The guide for all men
WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt’s your decision…