Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?A: Fourth grade.

Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Hella.

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?A: Data transfer.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?"Would you like fries with that?"

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings…

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?From chasing parked cars!

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not…

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.The first bat…

Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?A. Because he was pissed off!

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look…

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump…

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows…

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4.…

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moo!"Mother: "Great! What does…