Jokes
An Engineer in Hell
An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an…
Disorder In The Court
Things people actually said in court, word for word:Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.Q:…
Free drinks for everyone
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows…
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy…
Drinking test
This simple five question test will help determine how drunk you really are. Begin by answering each of the five questions below truthfully. Then determine your…
A brain goes to a local bar
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve…
You looked a lot like my wife
You looked a lot like my wifeA serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at…
Does your dog bite
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few…
He is a very fast drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says,…
There is a monkey in the bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar,…
The story of a very short man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The…
Reasons to allow drinking at work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince…
The O'Malley Twins
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink."Why of course," comes the…
Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and…
Three Brothers
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."So the…